Miracle Tax

From Humor

A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused, that he told his Secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD which read:

Dear GOD, 

Thank you very much for sending me the money, however, 
I noticed that for some reason you had to send it 
through Washington and as usual those bastards deducted $95.00.